Bed, Bath, and Beyonce

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story

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soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment 

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

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negritaaa:

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

omg

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amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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drunktiel:

sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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