January 2012
Most perfect way to end 2011:)
blogging
reading the nicest, most perfect message from the most perfect person
eating food haha
and spending it with family
Happy last few minutes of 2011:)
biggest failure of 2011:
charlielikesdragons:
my social life
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a...
*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
December 2011
stupidhead:
I have a great new birth control called my face
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
When I watch 3D movies.
lolsofunny:
Annoying Person on Facebook: LMS and I'll send you a heart ;* !!! (;
Me: Thank you for making it easier to decide who to delete.
1 tag
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
2 tags
Looking for toocooltobehipster on Omegle when....
Watchlikeabossyoo:
lolsomeone-actually:
toocooltobehipster:
mrhambalu:
mightseehell:
oh my god
ching chong ching ching omfg
your so chinese omg
omg.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. OMG I LITERALLY PISSED MY PANTS. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA.
AHAHAHAHA OMG I’M CRYING AHAHAHAHA
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When google tries to finish your sentence
"I want a twilight theme park"
totally-relatable:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Watchyoustillhaveitall:
leprechaunluck:
fuckyeahhazzastyles:
enduring-vision:
silvertiless:
tomahok:
bieberismrright:
infinit0:
abby-issocoolike:
So, I try to sleep and I found this. Now I’m laughing hysterically in bed and trying not to wake the whole house up.
Three words
Little. Ugly. Grandparents.
omg i’m german too, thats so embarassing lol
then you misspelled...
When you're in school and you touch a piece of gum...
fuckyeahloldemort:
real-funny-bro:
When I taste something sour
Expectation:
Reality:
